DD: Excuse me
Mommy: What did you say excuse me for?
DD: I did a butt burp
Mommy: Does mommy tweet?
Mommy: Do you think I tweet too much?
Mommy: What is too much?
Mommy: Do you want to go back into my belly?
Mommy: But you would be all alone in there
DD: I want brother to come to and he can fit right there(pointing to left side of my stomach)
Mommy: Where would you fit on the other side?
Mommy: You think you are mommy’s girlfriend
DD: Because you are my mommy and that is better
There is nothing like having a 3yo in the house to keep it interesting, I decided to put her every day conversations in print.
Here are some excerpts:
Uncle: Give these envelopes to your mom
DD: Oh, church Praise the Lord!